Farace here. Miami, get ready — MERV is rolling into town, and this dog is dealing with more emotional baggage than half of Ocean Drive on a Sunday morning. Russ and Anna break up, their dog Merv gets depressed (frankly,…
Farace here. Seattle, get ready — MERV is bringing holiday chaos, romantic tension, and a dog with more emotional intelligence than half your tech bros. Russ and Anna split up, and now their shared dog Merv is depressed — which,…
Farace here. Seattle, get ready — The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is washing ashore, and honestly, SpongeBob chasing a ghost pirate through the darkest depths of the ocean is still less dramatic than your 3:45 p.m. sunsets. SpongeBob wants…
Farace here. Portland, brace yourselves — The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is floating into your city, and honestly, this might be the most normal thing to happen downtown all month. SpongeBob decides he’s finally ready to be a “big…
Farace here. Florida, clear your schedules and hide your pineapples because The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants is washing up in Miami, West Palm Beach, Orlando, and Tampa, and it’s bringing more chaos than all four of your highways combined.…
Farace here. Seattle, buckle up — The Housemaid is creeping into your city next, and it’s bringing more secrets, seduction, and psychological chaos than a passive-aggressive conversation at your local artisanal coffee bar. Sydney Sweeney stars as Millie, a woman…
Farace here. Portland, get ready — because The Housemaid is creeping into your city, and this twisted thriller has more secrets than half the couples you see arguing quietly in Powell’s. Sydney Sweeney plays Millie, a woman trying to outrun…
Farace here. Atlanta, gather ‘round — Oh. What. Fun. is rolling into your city, and Michelle Pfeiffer is bringing more holiday chaos than another Braves postseason collapse. Claire Clauster is the one who keeps her family’s Christmas from turning into…
Farace here. Miami, get ready — Oh. What. Fun. is rolling in for an advance screening, and Michelle Pfeiffer is bringing more holiday chaos than your airport on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Claire Clauster is the family holiday MVP who…
Farace here. Florida, listen — Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 is crawling into Miami, Orlando, and Tampa, and honestly, I can’t tell what’s scarier: murderous animatronics… or any of your airports. Abby decides it’s a great idea to sneak out…
