Hey, it’s Farace… and somehow Toy Story 5 is here, which means Pixar found a way to make all of us question our childhood again. This time the enemy isn’t a toy collector, daycare center, or moving truck. Nope. It’s…
Hey, it’s Farace… and somehow we’re getting another Scary Movie, which is hilarious because the horror genre has spent the last 20 years becoming exactly what Scary Movie used to make fun of. Reboots. Requels. Legacy sequels. Final chapters that…
Hey, it’s Farace… and Seattle’s about to latch onto Girls Like Girls like it’s the second coming of emotional damage cinema. You’ve already got people walking around in oversized sweaters pretending drizzle is a personality trait, and now you’re giving…
Hey, it’s Farace… and Portland getting Girls Like Girls means the city’s about to treat this movie like it was handcrafted in a coffee shop by somebody wearing vintage sneakers and emotional damage. A heartfelt summer coming-of-age story about first…
Hey, it’s Farace… and Seattle getting Masters of the Universe means an entire theater full of people are about to argue whether He-Man is “actually underrated storytelling” while it rains sideways outside for the ninth straight month. You’ve got Skeletor,…
Hey, it’s Farace… and somehow Miami getting Masters of the Universe feels completely appropriate because this city already has enough people walking around shirtless acting like they’re He-Man after one decent gym session. Now you’re adding giant swords, Skeletor, magical…
Hey, it’s Farace… and Texas getting DISCLOSURE DAY is exactly how humanity loses control in under 20 minutes. Dallas is gonna act like the aliens chose them because “America’s Team” somehow applies to outer space too, Houston’s immediately trying to…
Hey, it’s Farace… and DISCLOSURE DAY showing in Florida is probably not helping anybody stay calm. Miami’s already convinced every weird light in the sky is either aliens or a celebrity landing at LIV, Orlando’s gonna try to turn first…
Hey, it’s Farace… and POWER BALLAD feels like the exact kind of movie Miami, Orlando, and Tampa would all react to completely differently. Miami’s gonna pretend they used to know a wedding singer “just like this guy” before he disappeared…
Hey, it’s Farace… and Phoenix getting The Mandalorian and Grogu means Harkins Arizona Mills is about to be overrun with Star Wars diehards arguing about canon like they’re defending a PhD thesis. You already know somebody’s showing up dressed head…
